Dr. Zubin Damania. . . aka ZDogg MD!
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Here's one of ZDogg's riffs on being a doctor:
As docs, we often take “Physician, heal thyself” way too literally. It’s not that we’re cocky. . . it’s just that we know no other doctor is quite as awesome as we are. My own physician parents insisted on exclusively treating themselves and their children. Mononucleosis? “Here’s a Z-pack.” Fractured wrist? “Here’s a Z-pack.” I quickly learned never to complain of back pain, because Dad might break out the anal wink reflex testing...followed by a Z-pack. By the end, I had Child Protective Services on speed-dial.
Lesson learned. With my own family, I resolved to always seek outside care. And I’m pretty sure an Up To Date search constitutes “outside care.” Now I’m not bragging, but when I have self-treated, outcomes have been phenomenal. My wife once complained of some abdominal bloating, so I naturally did a quick bedside ultrasound and diagnosed a degenerating leiomyoma. Over the next eight months, that fibroid grew to an astonishing 7 pounds 4 ounces — we named her Nina.